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Here's one for Trevor - Smart Underpants

Started by AndyC, October 19, 2012, 11:00:15 AM

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AndyC

http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/2012/02/01/e-underwear-pressure-ulcers.html

Electronic shorts that administer shocks to your butt. This seemed like a strange invention until I read what they're for. They contract the muscles to allow immobilized people to fidget, which prevents bedsores. Christopher Reeve would be alive today if he had a pair of these.
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Andrew

That's a great invention if it works according to plan. 

On the idea of giving a pair to Trevor, I'd be afraid of the underwear being self-aware enough to understand their plight.
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Chainsawmidget

This is just how it starts. 

First you give your underwear the ability to shock you, next thing you know, it's holding your private parts hostage in a bid for world domination! 

Trevor

Quote from: Andrew on October 19, 2012, 05:31:59 PM
On the idea of giving a pair to Trevor, I'd be afraid of the underwear being self-aware enough to understand their plight.

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We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 21, 2012, 05:44:43 PM
This is just how it starts. 

First you give your underwear the ability to shock you, next thing you know, it's holding your private parts hostage in a bid for world domination! 

This happens already and I don't even have a pair on.  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Mr. DS

In a semi-related note, I read somewhere in one of the Ripleys Believe It Or Not books they have fart filtering underwear.  I really need a pair of those right now.
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Trevor

Quote from: Mr. DS on November 03, 2012, 07:10:02 PM
In a semi-related note, I read somewhere in one of the Ripleys Believe It Or Not books they have fart filtering underwear.  I really need a pair of those right now.

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.