Too much Thanksgiving

[Pacman000]

It's been two weeks and I'm still not back to normal.

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[tracy]

Man....that last tourist gave me heartburn.

[Flangepart]

"So, Mr. Corman...do I get the movie gig? Whatta ya mean I'm too fat for B-movies? why I'd bit yer face off if I could move..."

[TheDope]

Oh, I don't mind being a parent; it's fulfilling and all, but... the stretch marks and the
scaly skin... and it'll be months before I can go to the beach again....