Man, that's GOTTA hurt.

[Flangepart]

Dang, Bob. Shoulda watched out for the riding mower. Ya know the old man can't see for squat.

[sprite75]

What the hell is the neighbor's dog doing there?

[Jack]

There's a bug crawling through the grass.  Okay, we're only gonna watch this for an hour.  Then it's nap time.

[sprite75]

Cat #1: You ever figure out why that little red dude down on the corner puts up with all the neighborhood dogs taking leaks on him?

Cat #2: Nope.  I was hoping you'd know.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Cat #1: You ever figure out why that little red dude down on the corner puts up with all the neighborhood dogs taking leaks on him?

Cat #2: Nope.  I was hoping you'd know.

I know! I know! But, I can't tell you. It's a secret!

[TheDope]

"Why are we looking outside again?"

"Because we want to go out there."

"Why?"

"So we can come back in."

"But why do we go out if we want back in??"

"It's cat law."

"Oh."