Today on ALL SPORTS JAPAN...

[Flangepart]

"And it looks like another typical face-off between the JSDF and that old pro, Godzilla. Yoshi?"

[The Burgomaster]

"And that explosion caused by Godzilla is a complete breach of etiquette and an obvious rules violation!  The judges will surely subtract a point from Godzilla's score and issue him a formal warning.  I expect the League Office may hand down a heavy fine as well."

[Flangepart]

"Man, seriously, we know the troops are gonna get trashed, so what's the point of this crap? My bookie say the odds...what? We're on? Thanks for the heads up, Kenji, ya jerk..."