300: Rise of an Empire

[Bushma]

Ok, turns out there's a sequel to 300 and it's not called 301!

The trailer posmisses us a movie full of slow motion kicks, jumps, sword swings, and I'm sure there will be even people with freakishly high blood pressure so when they get cut the blood flys!  As far as a plot, I'm still not sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2zqy21Z29ps

[Flangepart]

So...why am I expecting...hoping this ends up at Rifftrax?

[ChaosTheory]

Meh.  I enjoy the first one, but this just looks like more of the same. 
I'll probably rent it at some point.

[Javakoala]

My god...can't we just go back to the old Steve Reeves Hercules movies? At least they were fun and not nearly as overtly homo-erotic.

And, yeah, I'm a bit tired to the gallons of blood fountaining up from EVERY wound.

At least now I know what the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" stands for. "Horse"! Because that pony sure looked to be walking on water half of the time. (No offense meant towards the religious faithful in the forum.)

[ChaosTheory]

My god...can't we just go back to the old Steve Reeves Hercules movies? At least they were fun and not nearly as overtly homo-erotic.

Hey now, some of us like overtly homoerotic action movies! ;)

[indianasmith]

Waitaminute . . .

Eva Green's in this one???


I AM THERE.   

[Joe]

P.S. 490 BC Greece was pretty homo-erotic as a whole ;)