Where's the Col. when ya need him?

[Flangepart]

When Dianne looked out her window, she knew she it would be a fowl day.

[sprite75]

Ernie Anastos: "Keep f-----g that chicken!"
Nick Gregory: "No way pal!  You first!"

[retrorussell]

This is borne from the Wish Corruption Game.  Someone asked for chicks.

[Umaril Has Returned]

Aladdin to the Genie: "This isn't what I wished for when I said I wanted a bigger c*ck"!

[LilCerberus]

Stock footage to be used in the remakes of both Food Of The Gods and Woody Allen's Sleeper.

[Flangepart]

Hitchcocks THE BIRDS, as re imagined by Del Toro..

[Javakoala]

The situation was so severe that even PETA agreed: These chickens must DIE!!!

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[tracy]

The world would soon know the awful truth about Old MacDonald's farm.

[Umaril Has Returned]

Old McDonald had a farm..E I E I O
Then a great big co*k had done him harm..E I E I O
With a cluck cluck here and cluck cluck there..
Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere he's fuc*ed fuc*ed..
Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O....

[LilCerberus]

Idea to eliminate world hunger: Create a bunch of giant mutant chickens, then sic them on the hungry!