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Dark Tower (1989)

Started by Trevor, October 14, 2013, 08:43:42 AM

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Trevor

Sat on the shelf for two years: Lord knows the damage done to that shelf....  :buggedout: :teddyr:



I saw this a few weeks ago on the MGM Channel and found it to be boring, strident, stupid, ludicrous, overblown, badly made, poorly directed (by a double Oscar winner, no less) and aside from Jenny Agutter in her undies, a truly terrible movie supposedly set in Italy but all the extras speak in Spanish. Truly a terrible film that cannot even spell its' leading man's surname kurectly: in short, a horrible film.

I think I would like it for my collection.  :tongueout: :wink: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

zelmo73

This could explain why we haven't seen a Stephen King's Dark Tower movie yet. Copyrights?
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Jack

That's actually on Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju2Y0yomtU0

I might have to check it out some time.  I've already watched the part around 5:20 twice  :teddyr:
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