It's been 13 years, the timing is right. . .

[Mofo Rising]

For another Crocodile Dundee movie, of course.

I've been thinking, what with the SURVIVOR: AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK craze going on, it's a perfect time to reinstate Aussie-mania in the U.S.  Looking for an outmoded Australian fad, it came down to Jocko, the Energizer guy, or Crocodile Dundee.  Seeing as Dundee actually made two profit-bearing movies and Jocko is just some weightlifter in spandex, naturally I decided on Dundee.

All I needed was a script.  The original idea was sound.  I thought that seeing as Hollywood had gone to the outback, wouldn't it be funny if the outback came to Hollywood?  (Los Angeles that is.)  It would be the classic fish-out-of-water story, pregnant, pregnant I say, with comedic possibility.

My fortune was assured, that is until I saw a commercial for this:
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0257408
Why do you mock me, oh Lord?

[Squishy]

Evil never dies.

It just ages. It gets skin that looks like a real old wallet.

Paul Hogan should hook up with Hulk Hogan. It would be the first movie no one would ever, ever watch.

[Will]

I'm frightened...........so, so frightened........

[Nathan]

Wow -- the Hogan brothers!  Boy, we could even have a TV spinoff called "The Hogan Family"...

What?  What are you looking at me like that for?

Nathan

[FLANGEPART]

Because your mind is showing signs of (gasp)...EVIL TWINS SYNDROM!. When two incompatable concepts come together, its like a critical mass! Be afraid. Go immediatly to Dr Freex and ask for a perscription to cure what ails ya. Trust me. Then ask Andrew for an exersise program for the mind. Before its too late!

[Squishy]

Naw, we'd have to break the fourth wall of bad taste and call it "Hogans' Heroes."