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Kaiju proctology.

Started by Flangepart, September 11, 2013, 06:23:56 PM

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Flangepart



Dr. Ultra: "That's...that's the worst posterior problem I've ever seen! How can you even sit with that can?"

Monster: (Sigh) I sleep standing up...but on the other hand, I've Never slid off a chair."
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

VenomX73

Ultraman: Yeahhh... dude, Im not going to waste my time. You better get that checked.
Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

WingedSerpent

Quote from: Flangepart on September 11, 2013, 06:23:56 PM


Ok...let me put on my latex glove...

But doctor, I am a latex glove.

Listen, kaiju prostate health is no laughing matter.  If he only had regular check ups, poor Youngary might still be alive.

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

tracy

Feel the terror,Ultraman! I'm what happens when they cross Godzilla with a porcupine.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Umaril Has Returned

That's the Bemular suit from episode 1. I remember in this episode, however, that the monster was the result of a wish made by a man who had a hunk of meteoric iron that allowed for wishes to materialize. Among other suits that got used to pieces in Ultraman were the Baragon suit.