You call THAT a harbinger of doom?

[Flangepart]

It's not gonna work. I refuse to quote Poe's THE RAVEN in front of the MALTESE FALCON. It's two different genres!"

[retrorussell]

Mendo: Ladies and gentlemen.. I bring you: THE TALKING GOAT STATUE!!!
Others: Um.. it's not doing anything!  You brought us out here for this?!
Mendo: Wait!  It, uh.. doesn't have the proper motivation yet!  Someone go get me a carrot!  I COMMAND YOU GOAT STATUE!  IMPART TO US YOUR INFINITE WISDOM!!!
Lum: Come on guys.. let's go and leave the nutcase to his own devices.  Koo-koo!

[indianasmith]

"THIS??  Really?  At least the Israelites made their calf out of gold!!"

[tracy]

Hey! It keeps undressing me with it's eyes and ignoring the girl in the bikini!