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Teen had loaded revolver in a special place

Started by sprite75, April 23, 2014, 06:45:52 PM

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A 19 year old Tennessee woman was arrested for driving on a suspended license, and as it turns out, she had hidden something in her special place;

QuoteAs Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an "unknown object" in the teenager's crotch during a search.

The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a "North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina," according to a Kingsport Police Department report.

A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been "stolen from an auto burglary in 2013." The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.

In a TSG interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was "ransacked" last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, "Oh, gosh." He noted that he would eventually like "the little fellow" returned, but added that the weapon would require "a bath in bleach."
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Thank goodness she didn't "bang" some poor slob.

sprite75

Quote from: Javakoala on April 23, 2014, 07:47:37 PM
Thank goodness she didn't "bang" some poor slob.

That probably wouldn't have ended well for one or both parties...
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Quote from: lester1/2jr on April 24, 2014, 08:24:43 PM
bed, crackers etc



Just wait until some poor sap says "I'll tap that" to himself and wind up getting it shot off.
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Quote from: Javakoala on April 23, 2014, 07:47:37 PM
Thank goodness she didn't "bang" some poor slob.

Not to mention that if he went down on her, he'd be "biting the bullet"....

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Quote from: Javakoala on April 23, 2014, 07:47:37 PM
Thank goodness she didn't "bang" some poor slob.

Not to mention she would be the one shooting the load, not him...

Jim H

I own one of these.  They're REALLY small, one of the smallest multishot firearms that actually has any use at all.  Sometimes deep cover agents use them, as you can hide them in places like a pack of cigarettes or in a speedo (seriously).  Sometimes they're called an onion gun, after the situation chronicled in the Onion Field, where a cop was murdered after being forced to go to an onion field.  Theory being a last ditch hidden gun is always better than no gun at all.

They're really small. 

I still really, really wouldn't want to have one stuck in a bodily orifice.