Man shoots self in penis with girlfriend’s pink pistol, charges possible

[sprite75]

Ouch.

CHANDLER, Ariz. – Police are preaching firearms safety after a Chandler man accidentally shot himself in the penis with his girlfriend's little pink pistol.

It happened last week outside a grocery store near Elliot and Alma School roads.

According to Chandler police, Joshua Seto, 27, was tucking the little gun – reportedly a Taurus 380 Compact Pistol similar to the one pictured above – into his waistband as he walked toward the store with his girlfriend, Cara Christopher.

The gun went off. The bullet hit Seto's penis and continued through his left thigh.

[indianasmith]

Son of a gun!!

[Rev. Powell]

It was a glans-ing blow.

(I am going to recycle this pun on every penis-related post until someone laughs).

[sprite75]

It was a glans-ing blow.

(I am going to recycle this pun on every penis-related post until someone laughs).

LOL.

Someone else told me that a "real man" would've blown it all off with a .44 Magnum.

[Jack]

Good to see natural selection is still alive and well 

[Umaril Has Returned]

It was a glans-ing blow.

(I am going to recycle this pun on every penis-related post until someone laughs).

You could also say they guy was "cocked and loaded"...