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Started by Flangepart, June 27, 2014, 08:46:06 AM

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"ZIP ULTRA! It closes your pants, gives you energy, gets letters to your relatives pronto, speeds up drop lines, and makes grinning apes like me interesting!"
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Umaril Has Returned

Quote from: Flangepart on June 27, 2014, 08:46:06 AM


"ZIP ULTRA! It closes your pants, gives you energy, gets letters to your relatives pronto, speeds up drop lines, and makes grinning apes like me interesting!"

"But wait, hold everything..If you act within the next 10 minutes, we'll send you another box of Zip absolutely FREE!"