Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper

[Vaporman87]

The INSTANT I read the title of this film on Xbox Live Video's service, I knew I had to rent it. It listed Eric Roberts as being in the film, with his name prominently displayed on the promotional image and the introductory credits.

What I ended up watching (what I could bear to watch) was 80% some unknown actor wandering through the woods while the terrible soundtrack droned on, with 10% obscured shots of Bigfoot walking around and occasionally shaking trees??? Then 5% Eric Roberts providing the most uninspired narration of all time, and another 5% of guys hanging out in a single house, shirtless, and posing in their underwear in front of mirrors with their turkey hunting guns.

I was so confused, disturbed, and disappointed I just turned it off.

How do you screw up a movie with such a perfect plot idea for a B movie?

[Rev. Powell]

We had a mini-discussion of this one on the "recent viewings" thread.

IndiansSmith was as appalled as you were,

Although I msut say, if 5% of the movie was women walking around shirtless, I'd consider watching it time well spent. To each his own, eh?

[indianasmith]

It was a LOT more than 5%!!  The only time those guys wore shirts was when they donned skintight muscle shirts.
GACK!! Fortunately, THE COED AND THE ZOMBIE STONER helped me detox from this one . . .

[Jack]

It's David DeCoteau - I knew there would be underpants involved.

[Trevor]

It's David DeCoteau - I knew there would be underpants involved.

I assisted on that production: I provided the underpants. 

[Jim H]

It's David DeCoteau - I knew there would be underpants involved.

How the hell he had Puppet Master III in him, I'll never know.

Just watching the trailer for this, it's clear it's abysmal.

[Vaporman87]

It was a LOT more than 5%!!  The only time those guys wore shirts was when they donned skintight muscle shirts.
GACK!! Fortunately, THE COED AND THE ZOMBIE STONER helped me detox from this one . . .

Well, I suppose I should clarify that I could only stand to watch up to the point when they started disrobing. So, 5% was all I witnessed.

Daggonit! This was supposed to be so cheezily cool! Whoever is responsible deserves to be buried alive.