Man fights off 15 cops while beating his meat while on meth

[bob]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html

[Jack]

That boy's got a real bright future ahead of him.

[Rev. Powell]

I admire his ability to multitask.

[sprite75]

I clicked on the link, a bit more than half expecting this to be out of Florida.  Imagine my surprise when the story indicated this took place in Oregon!

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

This is embarassing, if its not Florida, its Oregon.  We are not all wierdos here.

And he must be REALLY well endowed to fap and fight with the same weapon.

-Ed

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

And I just realized, this happend in my town. How could I miss that.

[TheDope]

Right.  Okay....