Hello Kitty is not a cat

[Chainsawmidget]

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/breaking-hello-kitty-not-a-cat-has-never-been-company-1

I don't know what to believe anymore.   

[Flangepart]

Knowing how bent reality is in japan, it's a perfectly understandable mistake.

[retrorussell]

It's actually a tentacled monster.  It lures you in with its cute disguise, then fills your orifices with tentacles!

[VenomX73]

It's actually a tentacled monster.  It lures you in with its cute disguise, then fills your orifices with tentacles!

[Javakoala]

It's actually a tentacled monster.  It lures you in with its cute disguise, then fills your orifices with tentacles!

That's....

But it....

EEWWWW!!! 

[Bushma]

I'm sick and tired of hearing about this!  I'm only going to say this once. This is total BULL$HIT!!!

she is not a cat. She's never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature.

She's not a cat because she walks on two legs and acts like a person. Fine. If that's true than Micky ISN'T a mouse and Donald ISN'T a duck.

[Jack]

This has been sitting in my Photobucket for a while and this is the closest I'll probably come to a chance to use it 

[HappyGilmore]

Avril Lavigne's "Hello Kitty" song. 
Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty

[Javakoala]

If Hello Kitty isn't a cat, then God is truly dead, and all that we know is false.

But now is the time for Hello Kitty: THE Action Movie, starring Nick Cage.

[Josso]

If Hello Kitty isn't a cat, then God is truly dead, and all that we know is false.

But now is the time for Hello Kitty: THE Action Movie, starring Nick Cage.

http://files.myfrogbag.com/enyovk/cage.swf

[WingedSerpent]

and this is not a pipe