There's something not quite right...

[sprite75]

Kid: There's something not quite right about that lady sitting in the middle.
Dad: You're right, son, she seems entirely too happy.

[LilCerberus]

What sort of contraption is this?

And, why are the doors open?

[Flangepart]

What sort of contraption is this?

And, why are the doors open?

Only the best dressed people get into OUR bomb shelter...

Well, that's my guess.

[sprite75]

What sort of contraption is this?

And, why are the doors open?

Artist's conception of a Gateway Arch tram car.  From the days when you didn't visit the bathroom without putting on a three piece suit.

[LilCerberus]

What sort of contraption is this?

And, why are the doors open?

Artist's conception of a Gateway Arch tram car.  From the days when you didn't visit the bathroom without putting on a three piece suit.

Ah... That explains the look on everyone Else's faces!