Mystery of the Missing Socks... SOLVED

[Bushma]

Its happened to all of us. You wash two socks and at the end of the process you are left with only one. Well, after years of scientific study we know what happened to the socks.

http://koin.com/2014/09/03/great-dane-eats-43-socks-feels-great-next-day/

Great Dane eats 43 socks

The DoveLewis Emergency Animal Hospital in Portland performed the surgery on the Great Dane, who arrived at the clinic repeatedly vomiting.
The examination showed a severely distended stomach, and a DoveLewis vet performed exploratory surgery, said Shawna Harch, the communications specialist with the clinic.
And what an exploratory surgery.
Nearly four dozen socks were removed from the 3-year-old Great Dane, who recovered so quickly he was home the next day.

[Trevor]

I wish these damn undies of mine would go missing..... ;)

[Bushma]

I wish these damn undies of mine would go missing..... ;)

With enough dogs I'm sure one would try, but I'd feel really sorry for that poor animal.

[bob]

I wish these damn undies of mine would go missing..... ;)

those would've killed the dog

[Flangepart]

E-YOW!
Are they on a grill because they're gonna go up in smoke soon, in honor of all the lonely, partnerless socks?