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May 2nd. World Naked Gardening Day

Started by sprite75, May 01, 2015, 09:47:53 PM

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sprite75

For those of you on this here forum who like to garden in their birthday suits, there's a special day just for you;

QuoteWhile Saturday is shaping up to be a big day due to the Kentucky Derby and the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight, there's something even more important going on. It's World Naked Gardening Day (warning: The official website is definitely not safe for work).

If you want to channel your inner Adam or Eve, May 2 is the one day of the year when you can make a valid excuse for simultaneously watering your garden while rocking out with your—well, you get the point.

But the official website puts it most eloquently:

Why garden naked? First of all, it's fun! Second only to swimming, gardening is at the top of the list of family-friendly activities people are most ready to consider doing nude.


Just be careful with the sharp instruments.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

LilCerberus

I've been trying to grow a hedge around my fence for years just for this very purpose, but my neighbors disapprove when they can't see other people's lawns... Despite my having to look at the backs of their ugly tin barns, which everybody knows they're using to horde old used tires & unsalvageable Ford Edsels.
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I wish I knew about this before promising to help a neighbor with gardening tomorrow.
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Jack

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Ed, Ego and Superego

NEVER do this in the cactus or rose beds.
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Trevor

All my plants would die if I tried gardening naked  :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
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