Which Star Trek Captain Are You?

[Trevor]

Captain Sulu 

Sulu is cool-Archer? Scott Blacula?  WTF?

I actually kind of liked Archer, but of course I'm one of about 10 people in the world who liked Enterprise. 

Make that eleven: I loved the theme tune and the acres of Vulcan gorgeousness that is Jolene Blalock.

[Josso]

Captain Sulu 

Sulu is cool-Archer? Scott Blacula?  WTF?

I actually kind of liked Archer, but of course I'm one of about 10 people in the world who liked Enterprise. 

Make that eleven: I loved the theme tune and the acres of Vulcan gorgeousness that is Jolene Blalock.

I liked everything about Enterprise apart from the theme tune 

It's not even not liking that kind of music it's just... listen to every other star trek related theme tune ever.

[Trevor]

I tried again and got Picard 

[Flangepart]

I tried again and got Picard  

Oh, you poor nerd...

WELL NOW!...
Ram their ship, Andoria, No pets, Admiral He, bucket of bolts, Orion or Romulan...I'm Kirk.
Change Orion or Rom to Tellerite...you get Picard.

[Allhallowsday]

CAPTAIN SULU ... I think I was another time...     

Of Asian descent, Sulu served as helm officer on board the original U.S.S. Enterprise during one of its five-year missions, after an initial stint as an astrosciences physicist. He then was promoted to chief helmsman on board the U.S.S. Enterprise, under James T. Kirk.
In 2290, Sulu assumed command of the starship Excelsior and began a three-year mission charting gaseous anomalies in the Beta Quadrant. Because of this proximity to the Klingon Empire he was instrumental in saving the U.S.S. Enterprise from destruction by dissidents who were out to destroy the Khitomer peace conference.

[Trevor]

gaseous anomalies in the Beta Quadrant.

I caused those. 

[Flangepart]

gaseous anomalies in the Beta Quadrant.

I caused those. 

Inspired by, or inspiration of Youtube's Fart Trek?