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Started by Trevor, May 08, 2015, 01:01:19 AM

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Trevor

May 08, 2015, 01:01:19 AM
No, not against me, thankfully but on the site www.hellopeter.com about an overtly aggressive car guard. I should add that the word "dom kop" [dorm-korp] means idiot and sjambok [tscham-bork] is a whip.  :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

QuotePlease accept my congratulations in losing an estimated R 144 000 in revenue during the remainder of my lifetime.

I am so impressed by the narcissistic disorder displayed by your clearly overqualified parking lot /engineer/president/***-of-the-world/security guard, in chastising me for not respecting his job. This after screaming at me after I parked, usually I do not pay much attention to domkop car guards.

But I now see the error of my ways in not falling on my knees and kissing the ******* of this moral genius, apparently like the rest of Nando's customers. This enlightening experience happened at Nando's George at about 14:30, today 6 May. I highly recommend making this genius CEO of Nando's, compulsory ***-kissing of all staff by customers and random abuse of customers would do wonders for the turnover and business longevity.

From now on however I will not be a patron ever again as would not want to risk the world ending if domkop doesn't get the respect he "deserves" .PLEASE BUILD DOMKOP A THRONE TO SIT ON AND GIVE HIM A SAMBOK TO KEEP THE DISRESPECTFUL AND DWINDLING CUSTOMERS IN LINE, I'M SURE HE WILL LIKE THAT.

FAREWELL NANDO'S, HELLO KENTUCKY
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Flangepart

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May 08, 2015, 08:07:45 AM
Nicely said. Kudo's for a way with words!
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Trevor

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May 08, 2015, 08:19:41 AM
Quote from: Flangepart on May 08, 2015, 08:07:45 AM
Nicely said. Kudo's for a way with words!

The sad thing is that Nandos makes delicious flame grilled chicken. 
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Bushma

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May 08, 2015, 08:04:59 PM
Quote from: Trevor on May 08, 2015, 08:19:41 AM
The sad thing is that Nandos makes delicious flame grilled chicken. 

I was going to ask What Nandos was. That's an awesome complaint.
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RCMerchant

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May 10, 2015, 02:34:08 AM
Quote from: Bushma on May 08, 2015, 08:04:59 PM
Quote from: Trevor on May 08, 2015, 08:19:41 AM
The sad thing is that Nandos makes delicious flame grilled chicken. 

I was going to ask What Nandos was. That's an awesome complaint.
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May 10, 2015, 12:17:04 PM
I like my own chicken. Crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside.

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