Like the new hat?

[Flangepart]

"My new hat is too cool! I can use it in Los Vegas, blend fresh salads, and on a clear night, I can get radio from Terra Del Fuego! So, who want's to be the first investor?"

OR

"Statue, statue on the desk, who has the hat that you like best?"

[LilCerberus]

"Using My Head For An Aaaaasssshhh - Trayyy!
Now I'll Tell You Who I Am!
I'm A Rep-"
-What?

[Mr. DS]

William always took "culture celebration day" at work a bit too seriously.