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Movie that should be on badmovies.org

Started by inframan, July 30, 2007, 03:37:22 PM

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Him

Flight to Mars (1951)
Project Moonbase (1953)
This Island Earth (1955)
Conquest of Space (1956)
The Phantom Planet (1961)
The Black Hole (1979)
Tron (1982)
The Legend of Bravestarr (1987)
Space Truckers (1996)
Titan AE (2000)
Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)

Andrew

Quote from: Him on August 05, 2007, 05:34:40 PM
Flight to Mars (1951)
Project Moonbase (1953)
This Island Earth (1955)
Conquest of Space (1956)
The Phantom Planet (1961)
The Black Hole (1979)
Tron (1982)
The Legend of Bravestarr (1987)
Space Truckers (1996)
Titan AE (2000)
Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)



There's two or three in there that I really don't want to watch again, even to write a review.  "The Phantom Planet" is one of my personal demons.  I am happy to report that "Heavy Metal 2000" has been reviewed:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/heavymetal2k/index.html
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

inframan

I love the Black Hole and Tron those are GOOD movies :smile:

DistantJ

#33
The Guyver/Mutronics
http://www.hooplanet.co.uk/article.php?subaction=showfull&id=1176395101&archive=&start_from=&ucat=8,14&
'Cause it's such good fun.

Fist of the North Star - American Live Action version
The animated movie got a great badmovies review, and it was damn good, but this live action film based on it is really laughably bad.

The Nostril Picker
Never seen it, but when I see that title on the front of a Vipco Screamtime Collection DVD and I just know this belongs here.

The Deadly Spawn
I noticed RCMerchant posted this. I'm really intreagued to see this one, but I'd love to hear what Andrew thinks.

Don't Go Near The Park
http://www.hooplanet.co.uk/article.php?subaction=showfull&id=1171310033&archive=&start_from=&ucat=8&
Some consider it to be "the best bad movie of all time". I wouldn't go that far, but it is definitely unintentionally hilarious. One of the first movies I wrote about for my site.

Exorcist II: The Heretic
http://www.hooplanet.co.uk/article.php?subaction=showfull&id=1171307356&archive=&start_from=&ucat=8&
Goes without saying.

KYGOTC

Quote from: DistantJ on August 17, 2007, 06:11:37 PM
The Nostril Picker
Never seen it, but when I see that title on the front of a Vipco Screamtime Collection DVD and I just know this belongs here.




OOO! Ive heard of this one! The question is....is it any good??? :question:
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asimpson2006

La Blue Girl Live Action - Bad Bad Bad film.  It is not so bad it's good, it's so bad that it's bad.  Mainly all it is is breast shots and fake snakes.  Quite stupid too.

Any of the Bloodfist movies - Quality low budget films at their best.  You get to see Don "The Dragon" Wilson kick a lot of ass.

Ring of Fire I-III- More independent film goodness.  Acting is bad at times, but there is a lot of things you can learn from those films. 

Big Trouble in Little China - A great independent film.  Lots of action and mediocre acting at it's finest.   

Inyarear

Well, there's the reader reviews section and these lists just keep getting longer, so if you want to see any of these movies reviewed, you guys had best get cracking.

Personally, I'd like to see more TV show reviews. I could roll out a few reviews of my own for some of my favorite (and not-so-favorite) animes.

Fausto

I was thinking about this earlier today...there's a really bad film from the 80's called "NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE" that I'm suprised isn't on here. Any movie featuring uncle jesse from full house, one of Prince's old girlfriends and Gene Simmons as a hermaphrodite deserves a place on this site (though I must warn, sitting through the whole thing is bound to cause an extreme amount of brain damage-REVIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!).
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Chang Saam

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
Starfire Mutiny (2002)
Gamera, the Attack of Legion (1996)
Grim (1995)
Violent Sh*t (1989)
Killer Workout (1986)
Duel to the Death (1982)
Five Deadly Venoms (1978)

inframan

I can't believe none of the Critters movies are on there. Just watched pt 2 last night and I have part 3 ready to go on tivo :cheers:

cqmorrell

Rolling Vengeance - it's about this dude that builds a gnarly armored monster truck to get revenge on some rednecks who killed his family. Full of bad acting, various things/people being crushed and more Jack Daniel's references than a liqour store.

Gene Worm

#41
Here, I've listed what I think is fifty (I may have counted incorrectly) movies that I believe should be on here.

Star Command (AKA "In the Fold"): A military space academy vs. Greedy world-conquering humans.

Evolver: A robot made for laser tag goes rogue, and begins to slaughter everything in its way. It also hates to lose.

Rectuma: That's what I call a super-moon!

Gog: A mechanical brain is made to prevent the government from making a space station.

Tobor the Great: A kid must save his grandfather's robot from communists.

Earth vs. the Flying Saucers: An army of alien robots in their flying saucers invade Washington D.C.

Monster (the 2008 one): Can I at least see the monster?

Attack from Beneath: A Pacific Rim knockoff, that uses tons of free SFX.

Monster from Green Hell: Giant wasps (that look oddly like stag beetles) are discovered within a rocket ship's cargo.

30,000 Leagues Under the Sea: Cheesy knockoff of Jules Verne's "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" novel, with Captain Nemo as the villain. Wait... what?

Kronos: A giant cardboard building tries to suck up all of the energy within Earth!

Barracuda: What's worse than a swarm of piranha? How about barracuda!

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!: From sharks on roller coasters, to sharks in space, nothing gets better than this!

Little Panda Fighter: It would even be better if they made it with crayons....

Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent: A little girl accidentally unleashes the giant rubber snake of humanity's imminent death!

It Conquered the World: Possibly the most obnoxious alien tepee.

From Hell it Came: Atomic researchers stumble upon a tribal prince who reincarnates as a treant.

Attack of the Giant Brine Shrimp: The first giant crustacean to heavily be against Mormonism.

The Earth Dies Screaming: Alien, zombie-creating robots invade New England.

Demeking: The Sea Monster: A message in a bottle predicted the attack of a giant snail.

Attack of the Giant Leeches: Men in garbage bags are attack people, in a swamp.

Warning from Space: Cyclopean, alien star aliens save Earth from crashing into a flaming planet.

Devil Fish (AKA "Monster Shark"): A rigger discovers the prehistoric Sharktopus.

The Milpitas Monster: A giant, polluted mothman invades Milpitas, Calif.

The Host: A mutated tadpole attacks South Korea.

The Monolith Monsters: A local desert town is being invaded by giant, sentient crystals.

Dogora: Giant, flying, diamond-absorbing jellyfish attack jewel stealing gangsters in Japan.

Birth of a Legend: The Story of the WAWA: A journalist, a hippie, and a scientist must fight against a rubber tentacle in the swamp.

The Man from Planet X: A box man from space gets angered by an evil mad scientist, and starts turning everyone into zombies.

Yongary, Monster from the Deep: An atomic blast awakens a giant lizard-rhino who attacks South Korea.

Dragon Wars: D-War: Two kids gain the spirits of dragon-slaying warriors, and two giant snakes begin seeking for their souls.

Gorath: Earth must be shifted to avoid collision with some giant, hot planet.

Garuda: A mythical birdman attacks Thailand, and must be stopped by two archaeologists and the military.

Behemoth: An earthquake just so happens to awaken and angers of a giant monster trapped within a mountain.

This Island Earth: A scientist discovers a secret program lead by an alien scientist, and is then kidnapped by the alien.

Death Curse of Tartu: A group of archaeology students dance and make out on an ancient burial ground, and awaken a shapeshifting Indian from the dead.

Octaman: Scientists abduct radioactive octopus-men for study, which angers their father!

Pulgasari: An evil tyrant's daughter's blood awakens a monster, who will stop at nothing to kill the tyrant.

Son of the Volcano/Anak Ng Bulkan: People are mistreating nature as always, which p**ses of a giant bird in Mount Apo.

Razortooth: College students must save town from giant, genetically engineered eels!

Monster from the Ocean Floor: A marine biologist in your everyday solo submarine must rescue an artist from an alien, cyclopean octopus!

The Atomic Submarine: Aliens are attacking transportation ships, in the North Pole!

The Navy vs. the Night Monsters: Killer trees must be set aflame by a Navy officer and a nurse.

The Blood Beast Terror: The first mothwoman film!

Island of the Fishmen: Tourists accidentally stumble upon Gillman's tribe.

Spawn of the Slithis: A radioactive, man-eating, chubby fish-mutant!

Swamp of the Lost Souls: A missing body leads a detective into discovering another fish man!

Zarkorr! The Invader: Now, how does one ordinary idgit manage to fight of a giant, horned lizard?

Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor: Two teens must fight against a giant, man-eating lump of flesh!

There are still many more I'd list, but I'd say this is enough. Thanks for reading!
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retrorussell

THE BOOGENS would be a good one.
Plenty of obscure horror flicks that deserve a review.  Like:
HOUSE OF DEATH
CRIMSON
NIGHT OF THE BLOODY APES
RANA, THE LEGEND OF SHADOW LAKE
SPAWN OF THE SLITHIS
SPASMS
THE CRATER LAKE MONSTER
ZOMBIE 3
MAUSOLEUM
FUNERAL HOME
SLAUGHTERHOUSE
THE HOUSE WHERE EVIL DWELLS
DEMONOID, MESSENGER OF DEATH
JAWS OF SATAN
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Gene Worm

I know this thread is about movies, but there are many TV shows that should be here too. Here are my picks for shows:

SUPERHUMAN BAROM 1

THUNDER MASK

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS

DIAMOND EYE: WARRIOR OF LIGHT

OUT OF THE UNKNOWN

DOCTOR WHO (the old ones)

KAIJU BIG BATTLE

MASKED RIDER

ASSAULT! ARMOR JACK!
"Listen, you've got to get down below. There's something coming through, and it's the nastiest looking thing yet! Some of your buddies went down there a while ago, and I haven't seen them since."