perhaps the worst movie ever made

[Jimmy the Hyena]

I wrote and directed a zero budget feature length movie (cost $600). In it a wino, a whore, a psychopath, a CEO, a top model, a rent-a-cop, and a bourgeois literary lady are locked up in a deserted warehouse by an ex-KGB agent turned reality tv host and forced to fight for their lives to entertain the internet audience. If anybody is interested they can find it on youtube. The title is Killavision and my channel name is amurichandevil.
cheers
James "Jimmy the Hyena" Nowlan

[indianasmith]

I will have to check that out.

But as far as "worst ever" - you'll have to beat out FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE to claim that title!

[Rev. Powell]

I will have to check that out.

But as far as "worst ever" - you'll have to beat out FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE to claim that title!

If you think that's the worst you've obviously never seen "Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!"

[zombie no.one]

edit - found the movie on youtube but the entire thing is in French.....don't think I can handle that even if its subtitled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea8ApyHqsaA

[indianasmith]

I will have to check that out.

But as far as "worst ever" - you'll have to beat out FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE to claim that title!

If you think that's the worst you've obviously never seen "Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!"

Is that an actual movie and not a porno? 

[bob]

still better than Bucky Larson

[Jim H]

I will have to check that out.

But as far as "worst ever" - you'll have to beat out FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE to claim that title!

If you think that's the worst you've obviously never seen "Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!"

Is that an actual movie and not a porno? 

Well, I couldn't even watch the trailer.  Looks like microbudget poorly made trash.

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[javakoala]

After seeing that trailer, if I had enough herbal therapy, I might be able to sit through "Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus".

Now, I'm off to find "Family Property: Backwoods Hillbilly Massacre".

[Raffine]

Now, I'm off to find "Family Property: Backwoods Hillbilly Massacre".

Sounds like some of those Super 8 home movies of our family reunions my maw maw used to produce.

[Rev. Powell]

I will have to check that out.

But as far as "worst ever" - you'll have to beat out FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE to claim that title!

If you think that's the worst you've obviously never seen "Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!"

Is that an actual movie and not a porno? 

Well, I couldn't even watch the trailer.  Looks like microbudget poorly made trash.

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Yes, and it's 250 minutes long! There was not a single second of that the director believed belonged on the cutting room floor.

[indianasmith]

You know what?
Judging by the trailer for VIXEN HIGHWAY 2006, I'm gonna say FAMILY PROPERTY was an even worse film!  At least most of VH appears to have been shot in focus!

[Chainsawmidget]

I wrote and directed a zero budget feature length movie (cost $600). In it a wino, a whore, a psychopath, a CEO, a top model, a rent-a-cop, and a bourgeois literary lady are locked up in a deserted warehouse by an ex-KGB agent turned reality tv host and forced to fight for their lives to entertain the internet audience. If anybody is interested they can find it on youtube. The title is Killavision and my channel name is amurichandevil.
cheers
James "Jimmy the Hyena" Nowlan

Your problem here, is that you're going for the worst movie ever title, but you actually have a premises that sounds interesting.  I've seen movies where the plot could be summed up as "two unlikable people meet, nothing important happens, and then one of them leaves."