Going to walk naked outside..

[Trevor]

See you guys later when I've been bailed out 

[Hammock Rider]

Watch out for scorpions and cactus. 

[Derf]

So did you manage to peel your undies off, or did they just rot away?

[akiratubo]

I thought the sun in Africa was so intense people had to wear space suits to go outside.

[Newt]

They say sunlight is a disinfectant.   

[Flangepart]

I'm guessin' the S.A. EPA has a spray truck around for just such an occurrence.

[BoyScoutKevin]

See you guys later when I've been bailed out 

Way to go, Trevor T.

Now that you have shown to all what you have got, when you get out on bail, I'll have to take you to an nighttime X-country meet in the outdoors, where you can romp through the woods without any clothes on, like all the rest of the male and female runners.

If you prefer a shorter distance, then go to the Antarctica, that should not be that far away, and do a 100/100/100. That's a 100 yard dash in 100 seconds or less in temperatures of a hundred degrees below 0 and with no clothes on. With women outnumbered by men 100 to 1, there's not much else to do there for fun.

The choice is yours.

[retrorussell]

Ahhhhh!!!  Now the world's..

Just kidding; I don't know what you look like naked.  Not that I wanna know!