Feds say woman smuggled 1/2 pound of cocaine inside her.

[sprite75]

I think you could probably guess where inside her too without reading on...

A woman traveling from Jamaica to New York was arrested Sunday after federal agents discovered that she was smuggling half a pound of cocaine in her vagina.

Shekira Thompson, a 21-year-old U.S. citizen, flew from Kingston to John F. Kennedy International Airport, where during questioning from Customs and Border Protection officers she reportedly "admitted to vaginally inserting a foreign body."

That foreign body, seen above, was a "vaginal insert" that weighed eight ounces and was filled with cocaine, according to federal officials who estimated the drug's street value at $10,000.

[Derf]

Talk about a party in your pants!

[indianasmith]

Am I the only one waiting for the Florida connection to surface?

[javakoala]

Unless they had a serious tip she was carrying or they x-rayed her, how in hell would they "discover" something up her snooch? It must have been one hell of a pat down.

Either that or she just got tired of being questioned and admitted it. As I have said before, never EVER admit anything to a cop without legal representation first.

Ah well, we live in a world where TSA agents claim they have found Bitcoins in people's carry-on items. Amazing. They should send these folks out to find terrorists since they are so good at finding things that aren't tangible.

[sprite75]

I kind of suspect it was something like this;

http://youtu.be/bKyuSIdhGJc

[BoyScoutKevin]

I'd like to know where the other half pound was.

I can imagine it was something like this . . .

"Bend over and spread 'em."