Major lulz here

[Trevor]

I'm checking for the birth and death dates of a South African filmmaker and logged onto the SA Home Affairs website: check out the info in the box where it says we will text you to let you know if you are living or dead. 

http://www.dha.gov.za/index.php/civic-services/death-certificates

[Trevor]

I texted them a few minutes ago: still waiting to hear back.  

Heard back a second or two ago: Uncle Zombie is still kicking it*

*Old school