Woman tells jailers she was hiding crack pipe in her for her friend.

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Honestly officer, that's not my crack pipe!

A woman arrested for cocaine possession told Florida jailers that the crack pipe found hidden in her vagina was not her property, but rather she was storing the drug paraphernalia for a friend.

Tiffany Flores, 23, was arrested yesterday afternoon following a traffic stop in Fellsmere, a city just north of Vero Beach (where Flores resides).

Upon arriving at the county jail, Flores claimed that she could not go through a scanner since she was pregnant. But after a pregnancy test showed negative results, "jail staff processed Flores through the body scanner." That is when officers noticed a "foreign object located inside of Flores's vaginal area."

Flores claimed that her pal "threw the crack pipe on her lap" and asked her to hide the item when a patrolman began following them. "Flores then hid it inside of her vagina in an attempt to avoid a search," according to the affidavit.

As always, I got this...

http://youtu.be/2IDwpTABJG4

[Trevor]

Honestly officer, that's not my crack pipe!

A woman arrested for cocaine possession told Florida jailers that the crack pipe found hidden in her vagina was not her property, but rather she was storing the drug paraphernalia for a friend.

Tiffany Flores, 23, was arrested yesterday afternoon following a traffic stop in Fellsmere, a city just north of Vero Beach (where Flores resides).

Upon arriving at the county jail, Flores claimed that she could not go through a scanner since she was pregnant. But after a pregnancy test showed negative results, "jail staff processed Flores through the body scanner." That is when officers noticed a "foreign object located inside of Flores's vaginal area."

Flores claimed that her pal "threw the crack pipe on her lap" and asked her to hide the item when a patrolman began following them. "Flores then hid it inside of her vagina in an attempt to avoid a search," according to the affidavit.

As always, I got this...

http://youtu.be/2IDwpTABJG4

As Dad would so often say: "Up your pipe!"