We're on the air!

[Flangepart]

"...And according to authorities, the giant monsters, the invading aliens, and the coming of cthulhu has taken place, so we are, all mankind- DOOMED!...now here's Max Kantendwell with the weather..." 

[sprite75]

Attention citizens: this genetically altered breed of cat that is invading our cities wants beer.  At all cost do not give it to them.  It makes them stronger, smarter, and faster.