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Killer Shrews! 2016

Started by KillerShrews2016, June 30, 2016, 09:53:16 PM

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KillerShrews2016

Dun dun dunnnnn....

*dramatic music plays*

In 1959, Ray Kellogg gave the world The Killer Shrews.

In 2016, Ken Cosentino (me  :drink: ) will give the world the remake!

Yep. The remake of The Killer Shrews! Now let that sink in for a minute...

We took the original and we put it into a whacky Splatstick machine, and BAM!

Don't believe me? See for yourself.

killershrewmovie.com

Let me know if you have any questions, I would be happy to answer them.

Trevor

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www.killershrewmovie.com just to make it clicky.

Having clicked, it looks good.  :thumbup:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

This movie looks stupid and bad in the BEST possible way!!!! LOL
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

KillerShrews2016

It's REALLY stupid! And REALLY bad! Basically imagine Killer Shrews but with an Airplane! style humor and more blood.

indianasmith

Make sure that Hastings chain picks it up so I can rent it.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

KillerShrews2016

Having been burned by Hastings in the past, I'm a bit weary of them. We're self distributing so if you don't want to purchase the film we can figure something out alternatively. You must see it!

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

KillerShrews2016

More than likely. Do you have a dvd player? DVDs will be $12 and chock full of bonus material. We'll also be giving away a bunch in contests after the release. Keep in touch and I'll be on here announcing different platforms for viewing.

indianasmith

Sounds good to me!  I'll review your movie, you can review my book(s)!  :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

KillerShrews2016

What's the basis for your book...s...?

indianasmith

I've got three novels in print and two more completed.  They are Christian fiction; probably the best of my current releases is a historical epic called THE REDEMPTION OF PONTIUS PILATE.  If you are interested in the Roman Empire, politics, war, bloodshed, and the origins of Christianity, it's a rattling good read!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

KillerShrews2016

That's pretty cool I bet you worked hard to get those completed.

indianasmith

It takes me anywhere from five to ten months to complete a novel.  I've definitely become addicted to writing!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

KillerShrews2016

That's actually pretty quick. Do you self distribute?