This is what I call a target rich enviornment....

[sprite75]

Tarkin: This is what I call a target-rich environment.
Darth Vader: You live your life between your legs, Tark.
Tarkin: Vader, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Darth Vader: Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would oil my artificial limbs for me.

[indianasmith]

"Lord Vader, did you just fart?"

[Flangepart]

Tech in back cuts one, as silently as he can.
Vader: I heard that.
Tech begins frantically making out his will.