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ASTRO BASTARDS TRAILER

Started by Ash, December 23, 2016, 02:34:21 PM

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Ash

The Angry Video Game Nerd has released this awesome trailer for the CRAPPIEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!

This is definitely NSFW.

http://youtu.be/ngm6ST0HL6U

What do you think?


javakoala

I might give it a thumbs up if I was a sheltered 13 year old. Otherwise, cheap humor poorly done.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

BoyScoutKevin

Quote from: indianasmith on December 23, 2016, 06:46:20 PM
That was bloody AWFUL!!!! :buggedout:

Worst than bloody AWFUL! It committed the greatest sin a film can make. It was B-O-R-I-N-G! There's 4 and a half minutes I'll never get back. So, I'll think I'll pass on the full film, but, has Trevor seen it? He'll watch anything.

P.S. The SFX took me by surprise, as they were surprisingly good for this type of film.

Chainsawmidget

I couldn't even bring myself to sit through the trailer.

Jim H

Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on January 09, 2017, 04:26:41 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on December 23, 2016, 06:46:20 PM
That was bloody AWFUL!!!! :buggedout:

Worst than bloody AWFUL! It committed the greatest sin a film can make. It was B-O-R-I-N-G! There's 4 and a half minutes I'll never get back. So, I'll think I'll pass on the full film, but, has Trevor seen it? He'll watch anything.

P.S. The SFX took me by surprise, as they were surprisingly good for this type of film.

It's just a faux trailer, not a full feature.  I'm actually a fan of James Rolfe, the creator of this (love a lot of the AVGN reviews, and Monster Madness), but haven't liked the majority of his content the past couple years.  Whenever he goes for broad, slapstick physical humor in this vein it just comes across as forced, cringe-worthy and weak.  This is another in that pile.  But yeah, he's pretty competent with deliberately old school special effects - his feature is full of them, some of which he did himself others which employed miniature experts for a kaiju type sequence. 

Dr. Whom

This really should have an 'Immature Content' warning.
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

JPickettIII

I want my 4.23 minutes back.  That was pretty lame.   :hatred: :hatred:
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