Meanwhile in Louisiana man arrested for BAM dildo misadventures

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Yeah, gotta keep up with Florida man

Meet Nelson Webb Lentz.

Following a "bad experience" at a Books-A-Million outlet near his Louisiana home, the 71-year-old Lentz decided to retaliate in a unique way.

Instead, Lentz visited the Monroe business and left dildos on the shelves of the store's Religion section. Lentz copped to his bizarre actions during a police interview Sunday morning "about leaving sex toys (Dildos)" at the chain store (seen below).

Lentz, pictured above, told cops he "had extra items, so he used them for that purpose." Books-A-Million workers told police that there had been "several incidents involving Lentz leaving the items in the Religious section of the store."

Extra items???  WTF