The Crown Season Two

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Is much better than season one.

1. It's faster-paced.
2. It's more cheerful.
3. It shows combat!
4. It has bare female breasts.
4.5 It has bare male breasts, a few even larger than the female ones.
5. The scenery is amazing, like moving shots from vintage National Geographic.
6. The Queen gets some.
7. Prince Phillip gets some.
8. JFK is Dexter! Talk about not seeing that coming! Whoa, it explains so much!
9. Prince Phillip gets some without the Queen.
10. Some old fart punches a smarmy young so-and-so in the face.
10.5 The young so-and-so's girlfriend is as endearing as a loyal mutt.
11. Anything with high-class British accents HAS to be at least a little good.
12. You get to hear royalty use the eff-word.
13. Godzilla makes an appearance in a career-defining sensitive role as the victim of foot abuse.
14. Interracial sex....how daring for this time slot.
15. Beard-growing contests: I really think they'll be an Olympic sport one day.
And finally:
16. If you skip back to last season you get to see Doctor Who's ass!

Thank you, God!