Music or Sex

ER · January 22, 2018, 09:55:16 PM

Which is better?

I say music.

indianasmith · January 22, 2018, 11:09:10 PM

Well, you can listen to music in front of other people, in a crowd, while driving, in a class full of kids, at church . . . so music is definitely more universally accessible!

Still, I wouldn't want to do with out either!!

RCMerchant · January 23, 2018, 12:32:59 AM

It all depends.

If it was a choice of having sex with Britney Spears or listening to her music-than sex.
If it was a choice of having sex with a barnyard critter or listening to Britney Spears music - than sex.

Trevor · January 23, 2018, 03:34:37 AM

I've been 100% celibate since August 2004 so, music.

Rev. Powell · January 23, 2018, 08:33:45 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 23, 2018, 12:32:59 AM
It all depends.

If it was a choice of having sex with Britney Spears or listening to her music-than sex.
If it was a choice of having sex with a barnyard critter or listening to Britney Spears music - than sex.

These are the times I wish your karma was enabled.

The Burgomaster · January 23, 2018, 07:27:12 PM

I enjoy both when I am alone.

stine.greta · January 23, 2018, 09:36:51 PM

Music, I can't live a day without listening to my favorite song.

akiratubo · January 23, 2018, 10:32:46 PM

Meh, I'm kinda over sex. I'll go with music.

Alex · January 24, 2018, 02:23:38 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 23, 2018, 12:32:59 AM
It all depends.

If it was a choice of having sex with Britney Spears or listening to her music-than sex.
If it was a choice of having sex with a barnyard critter or listening to Britney Spears music - than sex.

I remember when both were famous, the guys I used to work with would ask, if you were on a ship that was sinking and there was one seat left on a lifeboat would you rescue Britney or Xtina. My answer was I'd sit back and put my feet up on the last seat. :P

Trevor · January 24, 2018, 02:58:03 AM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 23, 2018, 08:33:45 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 23, 2018, 12:32:59 AM
It all depends.

If it was a choice of having sex with Britney Spears or listening to her music-than sex.
If it was a choice of having sex with a barnyard critter or listening to Britney Spears music - than sex.

These are the times I wish your karma was enabled.

Agreed: virtual karma, RC

Alex · January 24, 2018, 07:39:39 AM

I absolutely love music, especially live. There are few things in this world that get me feeling quite that high seeing a band I like playing. I'll be hyper all day just thinking about going then when the music kicks in I am totally on top of the world and feel invincible. I've even had sex backstage during concerts on occasion, although I have to confess, unlike the very classy lady beside me at an Iron Maiden concert I have never had a woman hike her skirt up so the man standing behind her could give her anal sex while she was against the barrier at the front of the gig. Nor have I ever had any kind of sex in the middle of a crowded mosh pit.

However, as much as I love music I do have to ask one question to everyone who prefers music to sex.

Folks, are you sure you are doing it right?

WingedSerpent · January 24, 2018, 07:16:31 PM

Music, because I can enjoy it out in public and not get in trouble.

ER · January 25, 2018, 12:42:38 PM

Quote from: Dark Alex on January 24, 2018, 07:39:39 AM

However, as much as I love music I do have to ask one question to everyone who prefers music to sex.

Folks, are you sure you are doing it right?

Well, yeah, sex is that thing where you turn out the lights and push the twin beds together every other Tuesday night, right?