Phrases I like but never get to use..

[frank]

Not really a phrase, but a quote from "In the loop" (2009):

"S*ck my sweaty balls, you fat f*ck"

Although I had ample opportunities for this one, I never actually used it...

[AoTFan]

Here's a phrase that (as far as I know) I made up that I wouldn't mind using on an annoying co-worker some day..

"Well, guess what?  You didn't hire me, you're not paying me, and you can't fire me, so I don't give a damn what you think!"

[Flangepart]

One I did use...'Time fa go ta bed.' Mom never knew who Tor Johnson was, so she never got it.

also...
"Have fun stormin' the castle!"
"Perfectly logical, Captain."

[indianasmith]

I used this one a lot when my girls were little:

"Brush your teeth, floss your toes, wax  your spleens, and go to bed!"

[Trevor]

I used this one a lot when my girls were little:

"Brush your teeth, floss your toes, wax  your spleens, and go to bed!"

Dad would say "Wash your bum, wash your ears and wash out your mouth: not necessarily in that exact order." 

[ER]

"Many a flower is born to blush unseen, and waste its fragrance on the desert air."