Movies In Haikus

[Olivia Bauer]

For those unaware a Haiku is kinda like Japanese poetry. You don't need to rhyme though you just need the first line to be five syllables, the second to be seven syllables, and the last one to be seven again. Here's the video that inspired me.

Me first.

Lion falls of cliff.
Child raised by a Meerkat.
Rip-off of Hamlet.

[Rev. Powell]

There is a whole sub-forum for these: http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/board,31.0.html

[Trevor]

South Africans
Not
Wash
Underpants

[Olivia Bauer]

There is a whole sub-forum for these: http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/board,31.0.html

Uhh... I guess I missed that. Could you delete this for me?

[Alex]

Could it not be moved there instead of being deleted?

[Rev. Powell]

Could it not be moved there instead of being deleted?

I don't see a need to delete it or move it. Maybe this post will inspire people to make some contributions there, it's been dead for a while.

[ER]

Robby the Robot---
Two-ton chastity belt for
Virgin Anne Francis...

(Friend of mine wrote that about Forbidden Planet.)

[Flangepart]

HUmmmmmm...
Well, why not?

THE BLOB IS HUNGRY
IT'S DINING ON SLOW HUMANS
BETTER HAUL ASS BOB

[Alex]

Spirits in New York.
Strange giant dogs loose too.
Better call the Ghostbusters!

[Alex]

Food tastes somehow sour.
Something just isn't right here.
Soylent Green is people!

[Alex]

Vampires are all sparkly.
This really is pretty trashy stuff.
Someone call Blade quick.

[Rev. Powell]

HUmmmmmm...
Well, why not?

THE BLOB IS HUNGRY
IT'S DINING ON SLOW HUMANS
BETTER HAUL ASS BOB

You changed it up.

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,116125.0.html

[ER]

Satan commanded:
"Chopper sick balls!" Bob Barker
Knew he was in Hell.

[indianasmith]

SUCKER PUNCH is great.
The brothel is but a dream,
The escape is real.