Man (you know from where) did a striptease at a Japanese steakhouse

[sprite75]

Florida man is taking his striptease act to Japanese steakhouses now

Meet James Dylan Jordan.

A married couple was enjoying a Sunday evening out at a Japanese steakhouse when a tipsy Jordan, 24, "began to undress and dance erotically in front of" the female half of the duo, Florida police report.

Distressed by Jordan's impromptu striptease, Jami Carpenter (who was accompanied by her husband Christopher) advised Jordan to leave the Kobe Japanese Steakhouse in Clearwater. In response, Jordan "became belligerent and began calling her fat" and threatened to fight her spouse.

[indianasmith]

FLORIDA MAN . . . the world's worst superhero brings a smile to my face once more!

[Pacman000]

It is funny to think of all of these Flordia stories as tales about one colossal imbecile.