What's everyone giving for Christmas

[indianasmith]

My wife - two tickets to PHANTOM OF THE OPERA a couple of nights from now
My daughters - new sleepwear, plus a coupon redeemable for a two day out  of town trip, hotel and meals included.
Grandma - a new kitchen chair to replace the one that's falling apart, plus a personal space heater
For the two fiancée's - gift cards to gamestop (they are both hardcore gamers)

[LilCerberus]

Grief....
But Good Grief.

[316zombie]

hubby got a mini boombox that will play his cassettes, BFF got meatloaf, deni and gus got lasagna, rose and katie got fudge and my "daughter"&family got a full pan of blackbottom blondies with peanut butter cups in 1/2.

[LilCerberus]

Fairly slow purge of a few of my trap door union suits that were always a tad too small on me.....
for a guy in the south, I've collected enough to outfit a platoon....

So I should be able to keep the ones that either fit, or are a tad too big.....

[Allhallowsday]

Dad - pajamas
Mom - candy
Brother - booze
Sister-in-law - booze
Nephew 1 - board game
Nephew 2 - cash
Niece - house shoes
Strippers - cash, booze

You are an idiot.  You do make me laugh.  I can't believe some cute chick hasn't picked you up right quick.  Maybe it's your politics... 
Merry Christmas.

[Svengoolie 3]

I got my mother a set of pajama pants that look stylish and feel incredibly good. I figure if healthy lazy young people can wear them around in public all day without shame why shouldn't an elderly person wear them for convenience and comfort too?!

Go ahead, gimme a reason.

I bought her some clive cussler books, I tried to pick out well reviewed ones, a lot of his later novels were a real disappoint after his earlier works. She loves Dirk Pitt.

[Rev. Powell]

I can't believe some cute chick hasn't picked you up right quick.  Maybe it's your politics... 
Merry Christmas.

One or two have tried, but I'm too quick and slippery for them. Merry Xmas to you too.