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Can you top this! (Bad movie ideas.)

Started by Svengoolie 3, January 10, 2019, 03:18:20 AM

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Svengoolie 3

Florida Mandemic!

Noting a sudden jump in "people  doing incredibly stupid things" incidents that is rising to disastrous  levels,  but heavily centered in Florida,  a CDC team consisting of a former star trek star,  a former battlestar galactica star,  a former Stargate star and a couple hot models/acrtesses/whatevers go to Florida to investigate.  They find what they call the "Florida man virus",  a virus that makes people  do incredibly stupid things.  They also find it has spread and mutated into an airborne version.

They must fight to survive in a world undergoing something worse than a zombie apocalypse, a moron apocalypse! As the world collapses around them which order will the older actors be killed off in order to leave just the hotties alive?

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

RCMerchant

.Make more Sharknado movies.
.Put Adam Sandler in a film.
.Make a movie version of the TV show Bewitched with Will Ferrat. I mean Ferral. Or something like that.
(OH! Wait! they did that...!  :bluesad:)
. Make a film series with Donald Trump.
Oh yeah-they did that-

http://youtu.be/-77r8jbkerk

I don't know what part he plays-likely an orangutan.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Svengoolie 3

Make a comedy about bill cosby in prison.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

ER

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on January 10, 2019, 03:18:20 AM
Florida Mandemic!

Noting a sudden jump in "people  doing incredibly stupid things" incidents that is rising to disastrous  levels,  but heavily centered in Florida,  a CDC team consisting of a former star trek star,  a former battlestar galactica star,  a former Stargate star and a couple hot models/acrtesses/whatevers go to Florida to investigate.  They find what they call the "Florida man virus",  a virus that makes people  do incredibly stupid things.  They also find it has spread and mutated into an airborne version.

They must fight to survive in a world undergoing something worse than a zombie apocalypse, a moron apocalypse! As the world collapses around them which order will the older actors be killed off in order to leave just the hotties alive?



Not bad. They should film it in the Virgin Islands, though.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Svengoolie 3

Manspider!  Bitten by a radioactive man,  a young spider gains the proportionate powers of a human.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Pacman000

Film an hour glass. That way you can say you made a feature.

(I tried this. Turns out it was a half-hour glass.  :hatred:  :bluesad:)

LilCerberus

I've already mentioned this before, but;

Pong: The Movie
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Svengoolie 3

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Allhallowsday

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!