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Deep Blue Sea 2

Started by Alex, February 25, 2019, 04:30:21 PM

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Alex

People keep asking me if they should watch this turkey. While normally I'll suggest to people they give a bad movie a try and see what they think, in this case I make an exception and tell them to avoid it like the plague. Must be well into double figures though on the number of people who have asked me about it.
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For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Trevor

#1
Quote from: Dark Alex on February 25, 2019, 04:30:21 PM
People keep asking me if they should watch this turkey. While normally I'll suggest to people they give a bad movie a try and see what they think, in this case I make an exception and tell them to avoid it like the plague. Must be well into double figures though on the number of people who have asked me about it.

It was made in South Africa: my apologies to all, and I know one of the producers  :buggedout: :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Trevor on February 26, 2019, 02:05:07 AM
Quote from: Dark Alex on February 25, 2019, 04:30:21 PM
People keep asking me if they should watch this turkey. While normally I'll suggest to people they give a bad movie a try and see what they think, in this case I make an exception and tell them to avoid it like the plague. Must be well into double figures though on the number of people who have asked me about it.

It was made in South Africa: my apologies to all, and I know one of the producers  :buggedout: :buggedout:

You know what you have to do trev. Try not to get caught.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

claws

#3
I hate to reply because ^^ but oh well.

Finally gave this a spin and guess what, DBS2 is indeed bad - but it was kind of entertaining, in a good bad way of sort.
That is, if you can get by the fact that this is a downsized remake of the original. After rolling my eyes for like 10, 15 minutes I gave in and just watched the damn thing. They replaced all main characters (except no cook in the sequel) from the original with unknown and untalented actors. They downsized the underwater facility, and once the facility is filling up with water a group of baby sharks enter. Yes, baby sharks. Screeching little baby sharks about the size from your elbow to your fingertips. Maybe even shorter.
They acted like Piranhas, and It was ROFL all the way to the end. And once the baby sharks appear the dialogue and dialogue delivery got worse by the minute. Just watching the cheese unfold was kind of fun. Anyway, I'll rate this 1/5 with a  :thumbup:

RCMerchant

I don't know if I seen this one or not. I've seen so many shark movies that I don't think of them as  one of God's creatures- but a monster!!!  :buggedout:

This is still the best, though!

http://youtu.be/2I91DJZKRxs

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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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Dr. Whom

If they've got rid of the cook, that is at least a point in their favour.
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Neville

I fell for this one months ago, and I'd urge you to avoid it. It's like a remake of the first film, but without any budget or talent.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

RCMerchant

#7
There are so many f**king stupid shark movies out there, yet me sweetie Tiana will watch anything with 'shark' in the title. She loves shark movies. She likes Godzilla movies and psycho movies too. We get along just fine!  :thumbup:
Except I can't watch anything any more with a f**king shark .
I liked JAWS. That is really the only shark movie I ever liked.
I liked in BATMAN (1966) when the shark was hanging from Batman's leg!

http://youtu.be/k_B_n-Rbros
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant