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I hope the snake is ok.

Started by Svengoolie 3, April 30, 2019, 05:53:13 PM

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Svengoolie 3

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indianasmith

Stupid is as stupid does.
I've caught snakes for fun my whole life, but I don't mess with the venomous ones!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: indianasmith on April 30, 2019, 06:19:54 PM
Stupid is as stupid does.
I've caught snakes for fun my whole life, but I don't mess with the venomous ones!!

Red touch yella kill a fella.

I wonder if anyone still believes he old saw about venomous snakes having slit pupils and non venomous having round pupils,  I heard that when I was a kid.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

indianasmith

It is true of pit vipers but not of coral snakes; generally a safe guideline here in the USA at any rate.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Svengoolie 3

All this talk abiut snakes reminded me of this video.  Yiu said yiucd chase harmless snakes,  I doubt ifnyiucs even linger long enough to film this scene.

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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Bushma

^

One of my kids:  Dad!  There's snakes on the ceiling fan!
Me: Ok, time for a new house!
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BoyScoutKevin

We have a wildlife nature area near where I live, and there are water moccasins, and they are well named. When they open their mouths to hiss at you, they do look like they have a mouth full of cotton. Though, the open mouth and hissing is mostly trying to bluff you, as they are probably as scared of you, as you are of them.