How did that get in there? It's not mine!

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Louisiana Woman in action again.

A Louisiana woman arrested yesterday denied ownership of methamphetamine that was discovered inside a plastic baggie lodged in her vagina, according to a probable cause affidavit.

Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, was questioned early Wednesday by police after a man accused her of stealing $5000 from his home. The victim, Eugene Dix, told West Monroe Police Department officers that Rolland had stayed with him in his apartment for the last week.

During a subsequent interview with cops, Rolland, seen above, reportedly confessed to swiping the money, which was recovered during a "consensual search of Rolland's person" by a female correctional officer. The exact amount seized from Rolland was $6233.

The female jailer also discovered a "clear plastic bag containing approximately 1 gram of methamphetamine inside Rolland's vagina." The suspect, however, "denied ownership of the methamphetamine."

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To paraphrase bill Cosby: "Ma'am, was your vagina with you all day? "