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Yeah the fuzz station parking lot is not a good place to get caught...

Started by sprite75, August 09, 2019, 07:46:53 PM

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sprite75

...copulating in a fogged up car.  A Michigan couple learned that the hard way

QuoteIf you are going to get naked and have sex with your partner in the back seat of an automobile, your car should be located anywhere but the parking lot of the local police department.

According to cops in Birmingham, a Detroit suburb, a patrolman last Thursday pulled into the parking lot of police headquarters around 12:15 AM and spotted an "unknown vehicle" that was running and situated in a "municipal vehicles only" spot.

Upon approaching the auto, the cop "noticed the rear windows were fogged up" and the car's two inhabitants--a 25-year-old woman and a 24-year-old man--were naked in the back seat.

The couple have a different sort of date coming up now.  A court date.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Svengoolie 3

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Allhallowsday

That NWA album is massive... otherwise, uhm, huh?  They weren't even in high school!  At yer age, y' can't find a better spot?   :lookingup:
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sprite75

Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 09, 2019, 09:07:14 PM
That NWA album is massive... otherwise, uhm, huh?  They weren't even in high school!  At yer age, y' can't find a better spot?   :lookingup:

Yeah getting a hotel room probably would've been cheaper in the long run for this couple
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Allhallowsday

Quote from: sprite75 on August 09, 2019, 09:19:51 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 09, 2019, 09:07:14 PM
That NWA album is massive... otherwise, uhm, huh?  They weren't even in high school!  At yer age, y' can't find a better spot?   :lookingup:
Yeah getting a hotel room probably would've been cheaper in the long run for this couple

Well, here in NJ we got lots of crappy MOTELS. 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 09, 2019, 10:58:36 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on August 09, 2019, 09:19:51 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 09, 2019, 09:07:14 PM
That NWA album is massive... otherwise, uhm, huh?  They weren't even in high school!  At yer age, y' can't find a better spot?   :lookingup:
Yeah getting a hotel room probably would've been cheaper in the long run for this couple

Well, here in NJ we got lots of crappy MOTELS. 
So if your date doesn't give you crabs the bed will?
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

sprite75

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on August 10, 2019, 11:30:41 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 09, 2019, 10:58:36 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on August 09, 2019, 09:19:51 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 09, 2019, 09:07:14 PM
That NWA album is massive... otherwise, uhm, huh?  They weren't even in high school!  At yer age, y' can't find a better spot?   :lookingup:
Yeah getting a hotel room probably would've been cheaper in the long run for this couple

Well, here in NJ we got lots of crappy MOTELS. 
So if your date doesn't give you crabs the bed will?

Yeah. Also by the time one figures in court costs, fines, and the like even the more expensive places are probably cheaper.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.