Please provide me with

[sprite75]

Please provide me with a slice of avacado toast, your finest IPA craft beer from an organic brewery, and please proceed with all due haste as my time is quite limited. Thank you.

[Alex]

By taking the worst fashion item from each decade of the last 100 years I have came up with the perfect outfit for the most terrible Bond villain yet!

[Trevor]

Please provide me with a slice of avacado toast, your finest IPA craft beer from an organic brewery, and please proceed with all due haste as my time is quite limited. Thank you.

And please remove yourself from the reflection in my glasses 

[MovieFan]

And, there you have it, ladies & gentlemen...

We've unfortunately had a bit of a problem in creating a human combination of Ryan Seacrest & Ricki Martin.

[chainsaw midget]

Everything you do offends me.  Don't do any of it anymore or I'll bury you on social media.

[ER]

See, I woke up one morning and decided, y'know, I'm tired of being just too darn sexy....