Naked man bites police dog while high on meth

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And I think you all could have guessed what state this occurred in too.

Not that there's a typical man bites dog story, but this one involves meth, nudity, stun guns and the Sunshine State.

A Florida man, reportedly muddy, naked and high on methamphetamine, dropped to his hands and knees to confront a police dog and bit the K-9′s ear during an arrest last week. The dog, Casper, retaliated by biting Donald Watts' head before cops executed the arrest of the 38-year-old perp, according to Florida's 92.1 CTQ.

Fittingly, the incident happened in a northern Florida town called High Springs.

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On a related note, anyone remember the Miami cannibal attack? They thought the naked perpetrator committed the crime high on bath salts, but toxicology reports only identified marijuana in his body. That was truly f**ked up.