My God Man, I canna see out my head covering

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A Scottish man failed to put a good amount of thought into his bank robbery

A bank robber who wore a pillow case with no eye holes as a disguise was arrested after fleeing "very slowly" then stopping to pet a dog, a court has been told.

Matthew Davies, 47, robbed a Bank of Scotland branch in Dunfermline, Scotland, armed with a meat cleaver last September. He pulled his weapon out of a pillowcase before putting the bedding over his face in an attempt to conceal his identity.

But during a hearing at the High Court in Glasgow, the robber was forced to remove his makeshift mask because he "couldn't see", the Daily Record reports.

Prosecutor Stewart Ronnie said: "This was due to a failure to create eye holes."