Don't you ever change, Asylum

[chainsaw midget]

So, this exists. 



I'm actually impressed that they managed to release this movie with that title without Disney coming in and stomping them flat.



I'm less impressed that it looks like this. 

I don't even know what joke to make about those outfits. 


The plot?  Oh, an Evil Empire is going to destroy a rebel planet so the daughter of Lord Badguy Whateverhisnameis joins the rebels to try to stop him. 

For some reason that sounds strangely familiar. 

[LilCerberus]

Gee, the first half of the title had me thinking it would be about the survivors of some sort of Robot Holocaust, out looking for a mythological planet with a strangely familiar name...

[Trevor]

Production company's listed as Two Guys And A Film 

[indianasmith]

Now I must see this . . .

[Alex]

That guys hair looks like some sort of crime against nature.

[Trevor]

That guys hair looks like some sort of crime against nature.

[Gabriel Knight]

Those outfits look like crappy cosplay, fantastic! And I'm willing to bet that the s**tty plot of this knockoff is probably better than any of the Disney movies. 

BTW, I'm not very surprised about this thing. I mean, they made TRANSMORPHERS and got away with it.

[claws]

It looks even worse in motion

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[FatFreddysCat]

Hahaha, of course I'll watch this. Asylum films are like junk food - they're terrible for you but they're so much fun.

[bob]

the guy in the center of the poster looks like Antonio Banderas

[Allhallowsday]

Reminds me of this:  METALSTORM: THE DESTRUCTION OF JARED SYN (1983)  Even stoned we laughed.  

http://youtu.be/AGLnkyL41B0  

http://youtu.be/UDUqr6ZQ--8