Naked Man Said He Did Shrooms With Jesus

[sprite75]

Move over Florida Man, Kentucky Man is stepping up to the plate.

After breaking into a Kentucky home, a naked man explained to police that he had "used mushrooms with Jesus and that they were playing a virtual reality video game together" before his apprehension, police say.

While en route to a 911 call about a "male subject running down the roadway completely nude and hitting passing vehicles with his hands," cops early today got a second call about a residential burglary in progress in the same Owensboro neighborhood.

Upon arriving at the home around 1:30 AM, officers encountered John Stefanopoulos "standing in the residence." The 41-year-old Stefanopoulos--who does not live in the property--was "completely nude and had a substantial amount of blood and mud on his body."

When Stefanopoulos rushed cops after ignoring orders to get on the ground, he was tasered and handcuffed following a brief struggle.

I'm wondering if Jesus looked like this?

[RCMerchant]

Or this-?



That's Bela Lugosi!