Tattoos

[Mr. DS]

Does any body out there have tattoos or a whole bunch of them?  I have two myself, one of Mad Magazine's Spy Vs Spy (they're shaking hands with bombs behind their back) and the other of the Sweetooth's head (evil clown) from Twisted Metal.   What does everyone else have? 

[RCMerchant]

On my left hand fingers,I have I LOVE BEER. On my left calf I have the words HOWDY and ZZ TOP. 

[ulthar]

On my upper left arm, I have:



(a little less fine detail as in this image, however).

[Katie]

Ah, where do I begin?  According to my husband I have several.  Amazingly enough they all seem to be in the same spot.  Depending upon his mood he will tell people I have the Titanic or the Bismark on my ass and can make it sink.  Sometimes I have Darth Vader and Yoda fighting.  And of course the old "MOM/WOW" trick.  I actually don't have any and never will!

[Menard]

Ah, where do I begin?  According to my husband I have several.  Amazingly enough they all seem to be in the same spot.  Depending upon his mood he will tell people I have the Titanic or the Bismark on my ass and can make it sink.  Sometimes I have Darth Vader and Yoda fighting.  And of course the old "MOM/WOW" trick.  I actually don't have any and never will!

I once started a rumor about a bank teller's tattoo (she actually didn't have one).

It was a tattoo of John Holmes; it started on her hiney, and continued down her leg.

The funny thing was that she was innocent enough that she did not know who John Holmes was when I told her what kind of tattoo I was going to tell she had (long story). When one of her co-workers filled her in about John Holmes....uhh...attribute, she thought it was hilarious; gross, but hilarious.

[Andrew]

Let us be accurate here.  I tell people that Katie has the battleship "Bismark" on her butt and that she can make it break in half and sink.

[BeyondTheGrave]

Always wanted one but so indecisive I never know what to get.

[Shadow]

I have none, but have often contemplated getting something small. The thing is, I have no idea what to get or where to have it placed.

[ER]

No tattoos and only one piercing in each ear. I not only don't like tattoos but tattoos leave someone marked with an easy identifier for life, and that's not always a good idea.

Friend of mine in Austin got Quanah Parker tattooed on his back, which really upset me at the time, and I told him, "No burial in a Jewish cemetery for you."

To which he said, "Quit thinking like a shiksa. Bribery will get me there."

I also have a semi-friend whose mother had a mastectomy in her thirties and had breast reconstruction and she actually got to pick out what color she wanted her nipples to be when they were tattooed on at the end of the reconstruction process once her implants had healed up. (Now there's a tattoo we can all get behind.)

[Alex]

Two at the moment. A wolf ripping through the skin of my left shoulder, and Lilly-Beth's date of birth on my chest. Looking at a third one for my right shoulder. I know what I want to go for, just saving up to get it done.

[ER]

I remember that tribute to your daughter. it was touching.

[indianasmith]

Never had one, don't want one.
Don't care if guys get them; generally find them unattractive on women.

[RCMerchant]

I wish I never got them. I was very, very young and very, very drunk. 

[lester1/2jr]

I want to get one of The Young Ones

[Alex]

One tattoo design I have never understood is the ones where guys get pistols done on their stomachs, pointing at their dicks. What are you trying to say with that? Shoot my knob off?